Phat Loot Phriday: Jaws of Defeat


The druid returned to consciousness slowly. He found he couldn’t sit up; he was stretched across a leather cot. The worst of his wounds were bandaged and cleaned. He admitted to himself he was surprised.

«Good,» Lolegolas said, again surprising the druid. The two of them were in a small camp consisting of a tiny cooking fire, the druid’s cot, and a log for the blood elf to sit on. It lacked even a tent. «I was worried.»

«What happened?» the druid said. He finally found the strength to sit up, swinging his legs over the side of the cot. «I was trying to get free and bring … Throgg! Throgg needs us!»

«I know,» the blood elf said quietly. «The Grimtotem tossed you into a river. I found you on the way to the top of the bluff. They left you for dead. I suspect if it weren’t for your particular curse, you would be. Can you walk? They will execute Throgg in the morning if we’re not in position soon.»

The druid muttered a quick prayer. Green lights circled his body, invigorating him. «Healing is not my strength, but I am capable. We can go. What’s your plan?»

Lolegolas proffered a small trinket in his hands. It looked like the jawbone of a tiny shark. «We’ll snatch victory from this. The [hide]Jaws of Defeat[/hide]. One of the most powerful magical artifacts used today. I have a plan.»

The blood elf cast his gaze to the bluff overlooking Grimtotem Central. «We’re out of time. Let’s go. Ride like the wind, druid. Ride like the wind.»

Next week, the conclusion of this part of the tale (and the return of more jokes) …

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The druid returned to consciousness slowly. He found he couldn’t sit up; he was stretched across a leather cot. The worst of his wounds were bandaged and cleaned. He admitted to himself he was surprised.

«Good,» Lolegolas said, again surprising the druid. The two of them were in a small camp consisting of a tiny cooking fire, the druid’s cot, and a log for the blood elf to sit on. It lacked even a tent. «I was worried.»

«What happened?» the druid said. He finally found the strength to sit up, swinging his legs over the side of the cot. «I was trying to get free and bring … Throgg! Throgg needs us!»

«I know,» the blood elf said quietly. «The Grimtotem tossed you into a river. I found you on the way to the top of the bluff. They left you for dead. I suspect if it weren’t for your particular curse, you would be. Can you walk? They will execute Throgg in the morning if we’re not in position soon.»

The druid muttered a quick prayer. Green lights circled his body, invigorating him. «Healing is not my strength, but I am capable. We can go. What’s your plan?»

Lolegolas proffered a small trinket in his hands. It looked like the jawbone of a tiny shark. «We’ll snatch victory from this. The [hide]Jaws of Defeat[/hide]. One of the most powerful magical artifacts used today. I have a plan.»

The blood elf cast his gaze to the bluff overlooking Grimtotem Central. «We’re out of time. Let’s go. Ride like the wind, druid. Ride like the wind.»

Next week, the conclusion of this part of the tale (and the return of more jokes) …

Gallery: [hide]Phat Loot Phriday: Cataclysm[/hide][hide][/hide][hide][/hide][hide][/hide][hide][/hide][hide][/hide][hide]Continue reading Phat Loot Phriday: Jaws of Defeat[/hide]Filed under: [hide]Phat Loot Phriday[/hide][hide]Phat Loot Phriday: Jaws of Defeat[/hide] originally appeared on [hide]WoW Insider[/hide] on Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:00:00 EST. Please see our [hide]terms for use of feeds[/hide].[hide]Permalink[/hide] | [hide]Email this[/hide] | [hide]Comments[/hide]

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