WRUP: A small stuffed animal and interesting pieces of jewelry

Every week, just at the start of the weekend, we catch up with the WoW Insider staff and ask them, «What are you playing this week?» — otherwise known as [hide]WRUP[/hide]. Join us to see what we’re up to in and out of game, and catch us in the comments to let us know what you’re playing, too!

If you’ll allow me a moment to fabricate an email from a fan, I offer you this forgery:

Dear Fox,

I read [hide]last week’s WRUP[/hide] about how to find a the lady of your dreams at BlizzCon. That’s all well and good for the men in your audience, but I’m a lady myself! How do I find true love at a convention filled with nerds?

Good question, female reader I just made up. You’re probably just a [redacted], and men don’t need that. Thankfully, though, you can be fixed by being something you’re not. No more lonely nights watching a rerun of Dallas with a pint of ice cream!

Remember, men really love their sports teams. Now, since you’re female, you’re prevented from knowing anything about sports at all because that section of your brain is loaded with all sorts of information about lipstick or whatever. So at least learn about an attractive sports player, since we’re pretty sure a woman of the ’80s like you can handle at least that. So yeah, how about Brady Quinn, am I right? Wait, does he even still play? I don’t follow sports, you understand. I just follow players I find attractive.

Anyway. If you’re one of those people in this town who could really use good news, this is your lucky day. WRUP is just past the break, and there are plenty of eligible men waiting for you! Let’s tap that gold mine![hide]Continue reading WRUP: A small stuffed animal and interesting pieces of jewelry[/hide]Filed under: [hide]WoW Insider Business[/hide][hide]WRUP: A small stuffed animal and interesting pieces of jewelry[/hide] originally appeared on [hide]WoW Insider[/hide] on Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:00:00 EST. Please see our [hide]terms for use of feeds[/hide].[hide]Permalink[/hide] | [hide]Email this[/hide] | [hide]Comments[/hide]
Every week, just at the start of the weekend, we catch up with the WoW Insider staff and ask them, «What are you playing this week?» — otherwise known as [hide]WRUP[/hide]. Join us to see what we’re up to in and out of game, and catch us in the comments to let us know what you’re playing, too!

If you’ll allow me a moment to fabricate an email from a fan, I offer you this forgery:

Dear Fox,

I read [hide]last week’s WRUP[/hide] about how to find a the lady of your dreams at BlizzCon. That’s all well and good for the men in your audience, but I’m a lady myself! How do I find true love at a convention filled with nerds?

Good question, female reader I just made up. You’re probably just a [redacted], and men don’t need that. Thankfully, though, you can be fixed by being something you’re not. No more lonely nights watching a rerun of Dallas with a pint of ice cream!

Remember, men really love their sports teams. Now, since you’re female, you’re prevented from knowing anything about sports at all because that section of your brain is loaded with all sorts of information about lipstick or whatever. So at least learn about an attractive sports player, since we’re pretty sure a woman of the ’80s like you can handle at least that. So yeah, how about Brady Quinn, am I right? Wait, does he even still play? I don’t follow sports, you understand. I just follow players I find attractive.

Anyway. If you’re one of those people in this town who could really use good news, this is your lucky day. WRUP is just past the break, and there are plenty of eligible men waiting for you! Let’s tap that gold mine![hide]Continue reading WRUP: A small stuffed animal and interesting pieces of jewelry[/hide]Filed under: [hide]WoW Insider Business[/hide][hide]WRUP: A small stuffed animal and interesting pieces of jewelry[/hide] originally appeared on [hide]WoW Insider[/hide] on Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:00:00 EST. Please see our [hide]terms for use of feeds[/hide].[hide]Permalink[/hide] | [hide]Email this[/hide] | [hide]Comments[/hide]

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